oh blog.

So, it has been a longtime since i have blogged. not that i have time for blogging. and not that you noticed or missed my posts. not digging here—just observing that no one has approached me about my lack of long stories with occasional points… however, since September 30, 2010 when our son was born, I have been thinking and experiencing many things that have been enlightening, intense, ridiculous… which i am sure, is similar to what all mothers experience.

so, I will begin a series of posts on parenthood and motherhood. not because i am an expert. my child is 2 months old. but because i think motherhood may be a bit like how “everybody loves raymond” wasn’t funny until i got married. i think my experience may be a lot like yours… and i am guessing most parents and mothers will find a commonality in the content. and if not, you will probably be disgusted and report me.

the main reason that i feel so inclined to waste my time by putting these experiences into writing, is because maybe, just maybe i can bring a little bit of humor to those of you who now, mark the most exciting part of your day by the dryer buzzer… because it means you get to fold something different. or perhaps to help those of you feel a little isolated in your role as a parent… im guessing we have all been there and that i am not the only one who gets excited when i begin to run out of nursing pads, because i will get to go OUT in public to purchase more. heck, you may even buy the pack of 36 instead of 60 so you can get out of the house a little sooner. and for those of you who pray your child is behaved in front of “perfect mothers” to whom you are completely inferior… i hope you will be able to be encouraged, that you are not the only one who has dropped their infant. i mean…

but i better jet… seeing as my child has been hollering for 5 min and i cant turn the monitor down any farther or it gets “staticy.” which means i need to go charge it.

sleep well. yeah, i know… dream on.